If you don’t see a line of motorcycles parked out front, you’re not getting the full Neptune’s Net experience. Fortunately, this Malibu landmark, biker bar and fried-seafood destination is fun and delicious no matter who’s there—be it tourist, A- or B-lister, or an entire hoard of bikers. Make sure to secure a seat at those large wooden picnic tables on that oceanview patio, where you can take in platters of fried seafood, standard American bar fare—burgers, chili fries, hot dogs, the usual—plus tacos and nachos with a view. (Go for the seafood combo plates to get the most out of your visit.)
